A Chronicle of Two Thousand Three

The man--the little man,

The little man with thin quirky lips,

The little man whose curious eyebrows inexplicably give birth to the notion that he grooms them with a toothbrush in a glib, off-handed way, barely looking at the mirror when he does it, silent swish on the left, silent half-hearted swish on the right--

He blinked a few times in rapidity just before his tongue unconsciously darted from its place and then, in belated self-realization, instantly retreated. At this juncture the little man spoke:

'We will go to the mooon!' he intoned, but when he said it--and yes, he said it with the added 'o' for well-practiced emphasis--his own voice surprised him by piping an octave higher that he had expected,  triggering in turn a multitudinous serious of staccato and unfettered blinks.

He paused, swallowed, emitted an inaudible cough and went on, brushing past that soprano false start. This time the tongue stayed put and when he parted those tremulous lips, his voice was down where it belonged. He grinned in smug relief as he repeated to the world:

'We will go to the mooon! But we will not stop there! We will go beyond the moon, for the long-awaited, manned exploration of Mars'--and when he said "Mars" it came out small and swallowed, as if it were a disappointment.

Evidently he was expecting applause, but there was no applause, there were only awkward glances. Then:

Mister President!

Mister President!

Mister President, what of the maimed and the dead?

What of the fiscal calamity?

What of ---?

Mister President!

'WE WILL GO to the mooooon!' the little man screamed, pumping his little fist for additional punctuation.

At this the man--the little man--was clearly pleased with himself,

And his aides hurriedly gathered round to offer obsequious, manly gestures of congratulations, a trite thumbs up, a pat on the back, terse nods of the heads

At the same time waving off the press,

Well done, sir, well done!

Congratulating the man for his quick-thinking dodge,
Inserting those few extra 'o's, pumping that little fist.

Brilliance, a moment of brilliance -- a save.

 

 

AUG. 2004