HALT!

this here first issue of The Underground Crawlspace Review features writings, ideas and opinions bound to be controversial.  That run against conventional grains.

Because certain repressive louts continue to exercise authority here in america (the land of the free and home of the brave), we give you this ridiculous warning.

THIS E-ZINE CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL.  YOU MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE IN ORDER TO CONTINUE.

YES  I AM OF LEGAL AGE

ENTER

NO  GET ME OUT OF HERE

EXIT