Ahchoo!
The Biography of Cyberduck XP

Cyberduck XP looks a lot like Ben Katz, but with brown hair and a plaid shirt.

From: another time and space
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Blood Type: O+
Also known online as: Cyberduck, Cyberduk, AsciiMaster, and Big_Gay_Al.

This organization of my personal bookmarks began as "DuckieLinx!" and they haven't been updated in months, so please just deal with it until I can find the time to correct the problem.

Currently (whenever that is), I am a twenty-something, prolific web page-creating, male, Caucasian netizen from the Western Hemisphere. In reality, I have been told I bear a remarkable resemblance to Ben Katz of Comedy Central's "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist." So, in order to spare you my frightening actual appearence, I have chosen to use images of Ben to demonstrate what I would look like should you actually encounter me.

This looks like Cyberduck XP on any given day, although not usually seen wearing shorts or two different socks.

In the future I plan to add many more links, my bookmarks and submissions from others, FAQs, as well as stuff on "Daria," "South Park," and whatever other cult phenomenons I choose to follow. Things you will never see here: Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, teenybopper websites I neglected to mention, hate groups, bigoted individuals, adult sites, political sites, religious sites, sites encouraging collective thinking, sites opposed to individuality, and "anti-Cyberduck XP" pages.

If you have any personal pages or websites you would like to see included in Ahchoo!, please notify the webmeister. If you have any questions or any thing else, please contact me.


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