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Wanted Fan
Wanted fan in upstate New York, wanted fan who has some class.
All across Dimention X they want me, am I flattered? Yes I am!
If I could just reach the sewers then I'd be a wanted fan.
Wanted fan for making pizza and wanted fan for popping corks,
I went very fast through the kitchen, Mikey chasing with a spork.
Got the Ninja Rap video against every man's advice,
Couldn't do that and not like turtles, cause he's really Vannila LICE.
Wanted fan for plain sedition, like the singing of this tune,
If Power Rangers hadn't come there'd still be a turtle boom.
If it weren't for friggin Rangers, Turtles would be on the walk of stars,
But since they're not we do the next best thing and drive our Turtle CARS.
DARPA wants my freedom, the Foot my scalp and hair,
If I'm wanted in Wisconsin be darned sure I won't be there!
Triceratons still want me, I'll avoid them if I can.
They're tearing up the cities so I'll be a wanted fan!
Wanted fan by Donatello to go looking at the stars,
Wanted fan by Raphael to go bumming with in bars.
If Leo wants us too be sure we'll do what we can;
If Mikey is anywhere then we are all wanted fans.
Wanted fan to go to the musuem's last hurrah,
Wanted fan for making webpages, hey WE still can draw.
And write our own stories, although Mirage is no more,
Archie left, nothing on the TV set, Image is headed for the door.
Wanted fan for watching movies, wanted fan to share;
Laughing till our sides grow sore, we're wanted fans somewhere!
Oh Saban got us last time, this time we'll make a stand;
And when the airwaves are conquered, it'll be by wanted fans.
And when the sewers are conquered, it'll be by wanted fans!
Of course, all real credit for this song goes to the writer of the original, Larry Niven. It was originally a song about sci-fi fans, but I greatly adapted it for TMNT fans. I think it turned out pretty well, eh?