Come
work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are
long and the pay is low. But the retirement
benefits are out of this world!
It is unlikely there'll ever be a reduction in
the wages of sin.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Try our Sundays. They are better than
Baskin-Robbins.
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted
here.
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come
hear one.
People are like tea bags - you have to put them
in hot water before you know how strong they are.
Where will you be sitting in eternity - smoking
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