1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church
help.
2. Thursday night - Potluck
supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
4. For those of you who
have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to
announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius
Belzer.
6. This afternoon there
will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be
baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday
at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will
please come early.
8. Wednesday the
ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed"
accompanied by the pastor.
9.
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his
study.
10. This being Easter
Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the
altar.
11. The service will close
with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest
of the congregation will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray
the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet
will come forward and do so.
13.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen
in the church basement Saturday.
14. A bean supper well be held on Tuesday evening in the
church hall. Music will follow.
15.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come
early and listen to our choir practice.
16. The Reverend Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the
delight of the audience.
17. The
eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement
on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
18. During the absence of
our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F.
Scubbs supplied our pulpit.
19.
With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the
traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over
500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church. (submitted by Michael J.
Lee, Website,
Email)
20. Following this morning's message will be a pubic
profession of faith. (submitted by Rick Moore,
Website,
Email)
21. The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
22. Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First
Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side
entrance.
23. The Associate
minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday - "I
upped my pledge - up yours!"
24. A
song listed in the Church Bulletin at the Nazarene Church in Little Rock,
Arkansas; in connection with a sermon on God's mantle..."Let's God Mangle Fall
on Me." (submitted by Luella Long)
25. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the
morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible
Experience."
26. The choir will
meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
27. A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church
Wednesday.
28. The pastor will
preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into
Joy."
29. Irving Benson and Jessie
Carter were married on Oct. 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began
in school days.
30. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say, "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about
you.
31. Due to the Rector's
illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further
notice.
32. The concert held in the
Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's
daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell on
her.
33. Today, Christian Youth
Fellowship House Sexuality Course, 1pm-8pm. Please park in the rear
parking lot for this activity.
34.
Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
35.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green
who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in
the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
36. Scouts are saving aluminum
cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
37. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make
calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
38. Evening massage -- 6
p.m.
39.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him
their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
morning.
40. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of
the recession.
41. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to
8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
42. Ushers will eat latecomers.
43. The third verse of Blessed
Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
44. Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH
CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
45. 22 members were present at
the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening.
Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, 'The Lord Knows
Why.'
46.
The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
47. Pastor is on vacation.
Massages can be given to Church secretary.
48. 8 new choir robes are
currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some of the older ones.
49. Please join us as we show
our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first
child.
50. Removed by request.
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