GOD'S BILLBOARDS

The God billboards that are catching the eyes of drivers in the Dallas area are financed by a non-religious organization, according to the Smith Agency, that created them. The award-winning campaign first ran in Florida, where it was financed by an individual. The following are all of the God slogans created for the campaign:

1. Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -- God

2. C'mon over and bring the kids. -- God

3. What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -- God

4. We need to talk. -- God

5. Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -- God

6. Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -- God

7. That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing ... I meant it. -- God

8. I love you, I love you, I love you. -- God

9. Will the road you're on get you to my place? -- God

10. Follow me. -- God

11. Big Bang Theory? You've got to be kidding. -- God

12. My way is the highway. -- God

13. Need directions? -- God

14. You think it's hot here? -- God

15. Tell the kids I love them. -- God

16. Need a marriage counselor? I'm available. -- God

17. Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -- God

18. Do you have any idea where you're going? -- God