#1- Have sex!!!
#6- Don't check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't show your breasts
#8- Don't go into the dark room
#9- Lose your virginity early in the film
#12- Never go outside to investigate a strange noise.
#13- Don't stand around mourning your dead friend, RUNN!!!!!!!!
#14- Never unmask the killer, he'll only get pissed off
#17- Never check to see if the monster/killer is really dead
#18- Don't go [back] into the house were the murderer might be. Are you stoopid?
#20- Never walk backwards
#21- Don't assume any strange noise is "just the wind"
#24- Don't search the basement
#25- Don't be male
#27- DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
#30- If you plan to lose your virginity at summer camp or while a psycho killer is on the loose, well, at least you'll die happy.
#33- If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#37- Suicide is the easiest way out
#38- Never enter a house you've heard a scream or there is no sign of life
#39- Killer only attacks prudes
#41- Your spouse can take care of him/herself
#43-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#48- Turning around is bad, the monster is always behind you
#49- Carry weapons with you at all times
#50- Always use the buddy system
#51- Never have sex
#59- When running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you are female