#2-Never drink or do drugs
#6-Never go check on your friends, they are more than likely DEAD
#7-Easy women are expendable
#8-Don't go into the dark room
#12-Never go outside to investigate a strange noise
#18-Don't go into the house where you think the monster might be
#21-If you are home alone, and hear noises, don't assume it's the house settling
#22-When you try to start the car, you'll have to crank the engine over many time before it will fire up
#31-Don't open a closed door, curtain, or window
#33-If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#36-Self sacrifice is a bad idea
#37-Suicide is a quicker and easier way out
#38-Never enter a home that you've heard a scream from
#43-Never pair off or go alone
#50-Use the buddy system
#55-Falling asleep is a bad idea
#59-When running from the monster, expect to trip more than once
#60-If you follow these rules, and you have survived the first one, you'll die in the next one