#1- No sex
#2- Don't drink or do drugs
#3- Never say I'll be right back
#6- Don't check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't show your breasts
#8- Don't go into the dark room
#9- Stay a virgin, you have better chances of surviving
#12- Never go outside to investigate a strange noise.
#13- Don't stand around mourning your dead friend, RUNN!!!!!!!!
#16- Don't hide in the closet! They look there first
#19- Never have sex in the bunk-beds of recently renovated summer camps.
#20- Never walk backwards
#21- Don't assume any strange noise is "just the wind"
#22- No matter how reliable your car is, it WILL NOT work in crucial moments
#24- Don't search the basement
#25- Don't be male
#26- If the phone is dead, and you hear strange noises, don't check on them! Get out of the house!!!
#27- DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
#28- The rest of your friends are probably dead, don't bother checking
#30- If you plan to lose your virginity at summer camp or while a psycho killer is on the loose, well, at least you'll die happy.
#31- Don't open the closed door/curtain/window/anything if there are strange noises or ANYTHING on the other side
#32- Never pick up the phone and call for help
#33- If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#37- Suicide is the easiest way out
#38- Never enter a house you've heard a scream or there is no sign of life
#43-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#48- Turning around is bad, the monster is always behind you
#49- Carry weapons with you at all times
#50- Always use the buddy system
#51- Never have sex
#52- Don't leave your partner alone after sex, you'll both be dead in 5 min.
#55- Falling asleep is bad
#58- Never marry anyone named Michael, Jason, Freddy, Carrie, or anyone else with a popular horror movie personality!
#59- When running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you are female