#1-No sex!
#2-Don't drink or do drugs
#7-Easy women are expendable
#8-Don't go into the dark room
#9-Stay a virgin and you live
#13-Never stand around mourning your friend. RUN!!!
#17-Never check to see if the monster is really dead
#20-Don't walk backwards
#25-Only the female survives!
#30-If you lose your virginity while a psycho is loose, at least you'll die happy
#33-If you hear weird music, run like the wind
#35-Never bathe
#37-Suicide is a quicker way out
#39-Monsters only attack teenagers! So it's ok if you're a kid
#42-Your kids can take care of themselves
#48-Turning around is bad, because the monster is usually waiting right behind you
#49-Carry weapons at all times
#50-Always use the buddy system
#51-DON'T HAVE SEX
#59-If your running from the monster, expect to trip (A LOT)