#2- Don't drink or do drugs
#6- Don't check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't show your breasts
#8- Don't go into the dark room
#9- Stay a virgin, you have better chances of surviving
#11- Don't answer the phone!
#12- Never go outside to investigate a strange noise.
#13- Don't stand around mourning your dead friend, RUNN!!!!!!!!
#18- Don't go [back] into the house were the murderer might be. Are you stoopid?
#25- Don't be male
#27- DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
#31- Don't open the closed door/curtain/window/anything if there are strange noises or ANYTHING on the other side
#33- If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#35- Never bathe
#37- Suicide is the easiest way out
#38- Never enter a house you've heard a scream or there is no sign of life
#39- Kids can't be attacked, they will be a) possessed/absorbed; b) kill someone, then die when becoming a horny teenager; c) they will get their revenge if killed
#42- Your kids can take care of themselves
#43-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#48- Turning around is bad, the monster is always behind you
#49- Carry weapons with you at all times
#50- Always use the buddy system
#51- Never have sex
#55- Falling asleep is bad
#59- When running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you are female