#2-Never drink or do drugs
#6-Never go check on your friends
#7-Easy women are expendable
#8-Don't go into the dark room
#12-Never go to investigate a strange noise
#13-Don't stand around mourning the loss of a dead friend, RUN! You may be next
#17-Never check to see if the monster is really dead
#18-Don't go back into the basement where the monster is, are you stupid?
#24-Don't search the basement, especially when the power goes out
#25-Only the virtuous female survives!
#26-Your phone won't work, so don't go investigate anything
#27-Don't trust anyone!
#28-The rest of your friends are dead (it's obvious) so why go look for them?
#29-Send someone dumber/weaker/better than you down the basement first
#31-Don't open a closed door if you hear strange noises on the other side
#33-If you hear weird music start to play, run like the devil!
#36-Self sacrifice is a bad idea
#38-Don't go into the basement after you hear a scream
#41-Your spouse can take care of him/herself
#43-Never pair off or go alone
#49-Carry weapons at all times
#50-Always use the buddy system
#55-Falling asleep is a bad idea
#59-Expect to trip or fall more than once while running from the monster
#60-If you followed the rules, you will still die in the sequel