#1- No sex
#2- Don't drink or do drugs
#6- Don't check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't show your breasts
#8- Don't go into the dark room
#12- Never go outside to investigate a strange noise.
#13- Don't stand around mourning your dead friend, RUNN!!!!!!!!
#14- Never unmask the killer, he'll only get pissed off
#17- Never check to see if the monster/killer is really dead
#18- Don't go [back] into the house were the murderer might be. Are you stoopid?
#25- Don't be male
#26- If the phone is dead, and you hear strange noises, don't check on them! Get out of the house!!!
#27- DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
#28- The rest of your friends are probably dead, don't bother checking
#33- If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#34- If you get an obscene phone call, never think it's someone you know
#35- Never bathe
#37- Suicide is the easiest way out
#38- Never enter a house you've heard a scream or there is no sign of life
#39- Only overly horny teenagers are attacked
#41- Your spouse can take care of herself
#43-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#48- Turning around is bad, the monster is always behind you
#49- Carry weapons with you at all times
#50- Always use the buddy system
#57- That hot teenage babe your having sex with will inevetibaly turn into a demon/the monster/vampire/werewolf/whatever, so be quick!
#59- When running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you are female
#60- If you have survived the first horror movie you are in, you'll die in the next one