#1- No sex
#2- Don't
drink or do drugs
#6- Don't
check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't
show your breasts
#8- Don't
go into the dark room
#9- Stay
a virgin, you have better chances of surviving
#12- Never
go outside to investigate a strange noise.
#13- Don't
stand around mourning your dead friend, RUNN!!!!!!!!
#18- Don't
go [back] into the house were the murderer might be. Are you stoopid?
#20- Never
walk backwards
#25- Don't
be male
#27- DON'T
TRUST ANYONE!!!
#28- The
rest of your friends are probably dead, don't bother checking
#33- If
you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#37- Suicide
is the easiest way out
#38- Never
enter a house you've heard a scream or there is no sign of life
#43-When
you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#48- Turning
around is bad, the monster is always behind you
#49- Carry
weapons with you at all times
#50- Always
use the buddy system
#51- Never
have sex
#55- Falling
asleep is bad
#59- When
running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you
are female
#60- If
you have survived the first horror movie you are in, you'll die in the
next one