#1- No sex
#2- Don't drink or do drugs
#6- Don't check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't show your breasts
#8- Don't go into the dark room
#9- Stay a virgin, you have better chances of surviving
#12- Never go outside to investigate a strange noise.
#17- Never check to see if the monster/killer is really dead
#18- Don't go [back] into the house were the murderer might be. Are you stoopid?
#20- Never walk backwards
#21- Don't assume any strange noise is "just the wind"
#22- No matter how reliable your car is, it WILL NOT work in crucial moments
#24- Don't search the basement
#25- Don't be male
#27- DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
#28- The rest of your friends are probably dead, don't bother checking
#30- If you plan to lose your virginity at summer camp or while a psycho killer is on the loose, well, at least you'll die happy.
#33- If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#35- Never bathe
#37- Suicide is the easiest way out
#38- Never enter a house you've heard a scream or there is no sign of life
#39- Kids can't be attacked, they will be a) possessed/absorbed; b) kill someone, then die when becoming a horny teenager; c) they will get their revenge if killed
#41- Your spouse can take care of him/herself
#42- And your kids too
#43-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#48- Turning around is bad, the monster is always behind you
#49- Carry weapons with you at all times
#50- Always use the buddy system
#51- Never have sex
#59- When running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you are female
#60- If you have survived the first horror movie you are in, you'll die in the next one