Stepford Wives: 17/60

#1- No sex
#2- Don't drink or do drugs
#6- Don't check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't show your breasts
#8- Don't go into the dark room
#13- Don't stand around mourning your dead friend, RUNN!!!!!!!!
#18- Don't go [back] into the house were the murderer might be. Are you stoopid?
#27- DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
#31- Don't open the closed door/curtain/window/anything if there are strange noises or ANYTHING on the other side
#33- If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#37- Suicide is the easiest way out
#38- Never enter a house you've heard a scream or there is no sign of life
#39- Kids can't be attacked
#42- Your kids can take care of themselves
#43-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#49- Carry weapons with you at all times
#59- When running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you are female