#6-Never go check on your friends
#7-If you're female don't wear revealing clothes
#12-Don't go investigating strange noises
#13-Don't stand around mourning, RUN YOU TWIT
#25-Only females survive (I guess that's just 'cause we're better)
#27-Don't trust anyone
#33-If you hear weird music, run like the wind
#37-Suicide is easier
#43-Never pair off or go alone
#48-Turning around usually results in bumping into the monster
#49-Carry weapons at all times
#50-Always use the buddy system
#59-If you're running from the monster, expect to trip more than once