"You're the Killer" Results

"Your'e the Killer" Results

Date: Saturday, July 11, 1998 Time: 2:39 PM EST Name: No name was given!!! You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: SIDNEY!!!!! SIDNEY!!!! Weapon(s): Kitchen utensils You would...: I dunno, something nasty and messy... and painful. I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive

Date: Sunday, July 26, 1998 Time: 3:01 PM EST Submitted by: Matt You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Casey, Mr. Himbry, Sidney, Billy/ Stu Weapon(s): The usual large kitchen knife, and a backup paring knife. You would...: The same, with a phone call, but I'd cut the power afterwards. I kill : for fun

Date: Friday, July 31, 1998 Time: 7:34 PM EST Submitted by: Dan Carinci You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Your worst enemy, or best friend You're going to use...: axe You are going to...: chop them into little pieces and put em on their parents bed

Date: Sunday, August 2, 1998 Time: 2:37 AM EST (I put it up here cause I liked it. I would have deleted it otherwise!) Submitted by: Cyber You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Mr. Himbry, Randy, Billy/ Stu Weapon(s): hammer, a pic, and a an axe. You would...: My main man Stu, well he'd be thinking "me and Bill are all good, and were gonna get everyone." Little does he know that I have plans of my own. As I tell him to go ahead and have Sideny to himself (meaning kill her) I come behind him and take out my hammer and smash him on the back for sheer and utter pain. Then I leave him on the floor for a couple of seconds as I reach over to Sidney and throw her on the floor,(were I can see her so she cant go away anywhere). I leave him there because I want him to realize what has just happend to him. Let him feel, that he is parilized hips down. Than I say "do you really think that I'd let you have Sidney?." Than I walk over to the closet and pull out my axe. Take it quickley and chop off his head. "I needed you only this far, I dont need you anymore," I reply to his once attached head laying on the grownd, a few feet away. I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive CAN YOU BELEIVE THIS GUY DIDN'T WANT HIS FORM TO BE VIEWED!!!!!!!! AND LOOK HOW GREAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Tuesday, July 21, 1998 Time: 7:36 PM EST Submitted by: thumper1shana You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Your worst enemy, or best friend You're going to use...: big gun to blow there heads off and lots fo knifs to stick in there body and cut it all up in to little peaces You are going to...: get them while there a sleep.

Date: Sunday, August 2, 1998 Time: 12:54 PM EST Submitted by: Remco Voorhees You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Your worst enemy, or best friend You're going to use...: A hook You are going to...: You'll see OOOOOOOHHHHHHH. Tough guy!

Date: Friday, August 7, 1998 Time: 2:39 AM EST Submitted by: GOKU You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Your worst enemy, or best friend You're going to use...: A #45 GUN You are going to...: I GOING TO SHOOT HIM FIFTEEN TIMES

Date: Saturday, July 11, 1998 Time: 2:39 PM EST No name You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: SIDNEY!!!!! SIDNEY!!!! Weapon(s): Kitchen utensils You would...: I dunno, something nasty and messy... and painful. I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive The only reason I kept this one is because it has to do with Sidney dying

Date: Wednesday, August 19, 1998 Time: 6:21 PM EST Submitted by: Firehawk You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Your worst enemy, or best friend You're going to use...: a large 6ft iron spike You are going to...: Ram it through his stomache and leave him impaled to rot in the hot sun

Date: Wednesday, August 19, 1998 Time: 2:16 PM EST Submitted by: John Do you want your form to be viewed?: Yes You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Your worst enemy, or best friend You're going to use...: Axe You are going to...: im gonna chop his friggin head off

Date: Thursday, August 20, 1998 Time: 11:29 PM EST Submitted by: Kathi L Heureux You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Your worst enemy, or best friend You're going to use...: I'd Have a Knife and a lenght of rope. You are going to...: I'd wait till there was a meeting in my school, get in the room and ask to talk to her. First i'd tie her to a chair, tape her mouth shut so she can't scream. Then i'd slit her wrists,making it look like suicide. I'd change clothes so no blood is on me,then leave and shut the door. Then i'd hide the clothes in a friend's locker,wipe the knife clean of prints and stick it in a different friend's locker to make it look like they both killed her.

Date: Wednesday, August 26, 1998 Time: 2:11 PM EST Submitted by: Brian You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Billy/ Stu Weapon(s): whip, paintball gun, and a magic marker. You would...: First I'll whip 'em forty times (like what the Centauri Emperor did to G'Kar on Babylon 5). Then, I'll shoot out their eyes with a paintball gun, then write "He Is One" on their backs with a magic marker ala The X-Files (I love that show). I kill : with a motive, all the time

Date: Saturday, August 22, 1998 Time: 5:48 PM EST Submitted by: Tatum Riley You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Casey, Mr. Himbry, Sidney, Maureen, Gail, Steve, Billy/ Stu Weapon(s): double bladed knife, butcher knife You would...: After i kill one person ill go and write the name of the next viticm and so on I kill : for fun, because of insanity, because of peer pressure

Date: Saturday, August 29, 1998 Time: 4:52 PM EST Submitted by: psychobitch You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Sidney Weapon(s): a wine bottle and last, but so definitely not least: AN AXE!!!! You would...: being sid's new best friend for a couple of years, she won't get suspicious when I decide we walk home from the party we've been to (it's much more fun not knowing if you're gonna get caught. Gives me an extra thrill! hey, i'm insane doing this in the first place, right? - or maybe she just deserves it...) She totally trusts me, so she will not even get suspicious when i ask if we can walk through the dark and scary forest. We're drinking wine i stole from the party, and we're walking deeper into the woods now. I'm telling her some scary story about a couple who were decapitated in this very forest. I can feel she's getting scared and a little jumpy. Suddenly I stop in front of the tree I've picked out. This is where it's supposed to happen. 'Why are we stopping' she says, smiling nervously at me. I walk over to her, and whisper in her ear: 'you're gonna die now'. She looks at me, both surprised and mad atme for scaring her like this. I shake my head when she says it's time to get out of these creepy woods. Suddenly i knock her over the head with the winebottle. She falls to the ground, bleeding from her head. She now knows for sure that i am actually going to kill her, and she starts screaming. Her intense and voulnerable screams gives me a pleasure so pure and great that i cannot describe it! I hit her with the bottle again and again. She s! tarts to crawl away from me, while pleeding for her life. Then, when she is half dead, i pick up the axe i've been hiding behind the tree, and i scream from excitement when i raise this beauty (the axe,dufus!) over my head and chop off her arms and legs!!!!! It couldn't be more perfect in my dreams, even! I watch her molested, but still not dead, body and it actually turns me on,so I decide something. Kinda like a spur-of-the-moment kinda thing, i have sex with her, another girl, on the wet grass. She is in no position to fight back, and her gasping for breath turns me even more on. I enjoy it so much that i decide i have to do this again. Still dizzy from all the excitement,I feel ready to party again. Hmm, didn't i see gale weathers at the party too? I'm sure i did. before i leave sid to die, i kiss her on the cheek, and whisper in her ear: I'll be right back. Then i laugh hysterically and walk out of the woods, ready to tell gale a scary story too..... I kill : because of insanity

Date: Monday, September 7, 1998 Time: 1:00 AM EST Submitted by: Randy You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Casey, Mr. Himbry, Maureen, Steve, Billy/ Stu Weapon(s): a poisioned tipped skin divers knife You would...: i would call them with a voice changer and terrorize them before beating nd raping them then i would stab a vein that wouldn't kill them and watch as the poison spread throughout their body I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive

Date: Monday, September 7, 1998 Time: 6:18 PM EST Submitted by: JESSICA You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Casey Weapon(s): A FORK, PACKING TAPE,A VOICE BOX,AND A PHONE.I WOULD ALSO USE A KNIFE SHARPENER. You would...: I WOULD CALL HER AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF HER. THEN I WOULD GET IN WHEN WE ARE TALKING LIKE BREAK THROUGH A WINDOW SHE IS NEXT TO. I WOULD PULL OUT THE FORK AND START STABBING,THEN PULL OUT A KNIFE SHARPENER AND STAB HER EYES.VERY BLOODY. THEN AFTER I WAS DONE I WOULD DRAG HER BODY OUTSIDE AND TAPE IT TO THE WALL. I WOULD USE HER BLOOD AND WRITE "BITCH" OVER HER. I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive

Date: Tuesday, September 1, 1998 Time: 7:28 PM EST Submitted by: bri You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Mr. Himbry, Sidney, Maureen, Gail, Steve Weapon(s): i say stay with the traditional knife. it's more scary that way!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! and some SUPER explosives. hey who doesn't like a good ball of flames now and then? You would...: okay, first you get rid of sidney!!! she soooooo stupid! i am your trashy mom is dead! GET OVER IT!! then you kill some other anoying people like you dumb princepal who cant act worth crap. but you sneek up on them more. you wouldn't want to break a nail fighting would you? then you play inecint and don't let any wiener cops arrest you. but if you do get arrested get a good laywer and some airtight allibys cause you know its not as much fun killing killing people whn you're locked in a big cage and wearing a big orange jump suit. I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive

Date: Sunday, October 4, 1998 Time: 3:34 PM EST Submitted by: mike You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Sidney Weapon(s): a knife,ax [two sided]the thing that the grim reaper uses/ You would...: I WOULD GUT SIDNEY WITH A KNIFE BUT BEFORE THAT I WOULD GET AN AX AND CHOP HER A LITTLE IN HER STOMACH AND KEEP ON DOING THAT UNTIL SHE WAS BARLEY ALIVE.THEN I WOULD TAKE THE THING THE GRIM REAPER USES AND KEEP ON MARKING HER THEN I WOULD ONCE AGAIN GET THE AX CHOP OFF HER HEAD.THEN GUT HER AND BURN THE GUTS.[SINCE SHE SURVIVED IN SCREAM ONE AND TWO I THINK SHE DESERVES IT] I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive

Date: Monday, October 12, 1998 Time: 4:45 PM EST Submitted by: Insane person (Editor: oooooohhhhhhh how creative! *extreme sarcasm*) You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Gail Weapon(s): chainsaw You would...: while shes sleeping slap her a few times and cut her in little pieces and give it to sidney. Oh and while I'm at it I kill stu and billy because they tried to kill sidney. It took alot thinking because they tried to kill gail the super*****. I kill : because of insanity

Date: Sunday, October 11, 1998 Time: 9:57 PM EST Submitted by: Helen Shivers You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Maureen, Gail, Steve, Billy/ Stu Weapon(s): A fishermans hook You would...: Ummmm...... I would call of course and betent to be someone they know then I would find a way in the house then I would go up stairs and hang up the phone and they would still think that i was on the phone (i would be in the FAather Death coustems) and tap on there shoulder then hook them then i would drag them across the floor and hang him/her somewhere where alot of people could see I kill : for fun

Date: Tuesday, October 13, 1998 Time: 1:02 AM EST Submitted by: Ashley You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Mr. Himbry, Sidney, Maureen, Gail, Steve Weapon(s): Lawn mower, ground up glass, the police truck, The classic knife and a phone:) You would...: Maureen bites it with the ground up glass in her morning coffee. Simple enough to do. Himbrey gets tied to the police car, and when dep. Dewey is called out to the murder of Steve (see below) himbrey is dragged through town...you can figure out the rest;) Steve gets the classic gets the classic gutting with the knife, because he was the first ever to die in a scream movie. Gail gets strangled with a telephone cord and last (but not least) Sid gets tied to the ground and run over with a lawnmower ;). I kill : for fun, because of insanity

Date: Sunday, August 16, 1998 Time: 6:10 PM EST Submitted by: Mrs Voorhies You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Casey, Sidney, Maureen, Gail, Steve Weapon(s): anything sharp probibly a hunting knife You would...: first thing I would act like its a friendly visit or I'm having a party ( like in scream) and then (somehow) get a group of them tied to chairs formed in a circle with the suposidly hero in the middle to wach all his\her friends and loved ones die one by one,starting with a small slice then going into stabs. I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive

Date: Friday, November 13, 1998 Time: 6:26 PM EST Submitted by: Kerrie You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Casey, Mr. Himbry, Maureen, Gail, Steve Weapon(s): Knife gun chainsaw machette fishin hook You would...: i would find out who the people had crushes on write a note pretending to be that person telling them to come to a cliff or some where at a speisific time than kill them with any weapon but i chose the weapon according to how much i dislike them I kill : All of the above: peer pressure, insanity, for fun, with a motive

Date: Friday, November 13, 1998 Time: 10:18 PM EST Submitted by: Brett You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Randy Weapon(s): Drill, Sewing needle, Butcher knife You would...: Really scary but not so much killings I kill : with a motive, all the time

Date: Saturday, November 21, 1998 Time: 8:39 PM EST Submitted by: Jase You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Sidney Weapon(s): 6'' Buck-knife, voice changer, ghostface costume You would...: Gut her like a fish. I kill : for fun

Date: Sunday, January 3, 1999 Time: 10:39 AM EST Submitted by: Dennis You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Sidney Weapon(s): my weapons will be a knife,a rope and a picth fork. You would...: first i will tie her up with the rope then slice her arms.And then i would take the pitch fork and poke her eyes out. I kill : with a motive, all the time

Date: Thursday, December 31, 1998 Time: 12:06 PM EST Submitted by: mehmet mehmet You are going to be: Yourself You're going to get rid of: Sidney Weapon(s): knife and meat kleaver You would...: cut off sidneys hands, stripe her down shove a knife up her pussy, cut her from pussy to heart upwards split her open and pull every thing out and leave her there to bleed I kill : with a motive, all the time