#1- No sex
#6- Don't check on your friends, who are more than likely dead
#7- Don't show your breasts
#8- Don't go into the dark room
#12- Never go outside to investigate a strange noise.
#13- Don't stand around mourning your dead friend, RUNN!!!!!!!!
#14- Never unmask the killer, he'll only get pissed off
#17- Never check to see if the monster/killer is really dead
#18- Don't go [back] into the house were the murderer might be. Are you stoopid?
#21- Don't assume any strange noise is "just the wind"
#22- No matter how reliable your car is, it WILL NOT work in crucial moments
#25- Don't be male
#27- DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!
#32- Never pick up the phone and call for help
#33- If you hear weird music start to play, run like hell
#41- Your spouse can take care of themself
#43-When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone
#48- Turning around is bad, the monster is always behind you
#50- Always use the buddy system
#51- Never have sex
#59- When running from the killer, expect to trip more than once, especially if you are female