Basic Rules.... There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie: Don't answer the door. Don't hide in the closet. Don't just stand there. Don't go back in the house. Don't trip. Don't answer the phone. Don't ask, "Who's there?" Don't say, "I'll be right back." Don't have sex. Don't drink or do drugs. And never, ever, under any circumstances, SCREAM.