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RWE's Jokes
 
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    A little boy and a little girl are playing Doctor.  The little boy takes the girl into the back room and they take off their clothes.  Meanwhile, the father of the little girl catches them in the act, and decides to talk to the boy's father.
         "You realize," the father says, "I caught your little boy playing Doctor with my little girl."  "So what," said the other father, "It's only natural."
         "I know," said the girls father, "But have you seen the Bill?"
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         Three men are outside the priest's confessional area talking about their sins while waiting for the priest to finish.  One admits to beating his wife up.  The second admits to gambling his wages away and the third admitted committing adultery with a woman from the parish.
         The adulterer goes into the box and admits to his sin but refuses to name who he had committed adultery with.  The priest asks him, "was it Mrs. Richards?".  "No, Father,"
    came the reply, "and I cannot tell you who it was."  "Was it Mrs. Brown?".  "No, Father."
         The priest then told thae man that he was going to get one more chance to confess properly and, if not, he would be excommunicated for two weeks.  "Was it Mrs. McClanahan?" asked the priest.  "No, Father."  "That's it!" said the priest, "You're excommunicated for two weeks."
         The man left the cubicle with a big smile on his face.  "How did it go?" asked the other two men.  "Great!" he said.  "I got two weeks off and three new leads!"
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    IRONY
    • Why isn't PHONETIC spelled the way it sounds?
    • Why is it that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
    • Why is it that you send cargo by ship and a shipment by car?
    • Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word.
    • Why do they call them APARTMENTS when they are so close together?
    • Why do they give you suckers when you deposit money in the bank?
    • I nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan?
    • If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and then dropped it from a height, what would happen?
    • Why does Hawaii have Interstate Highways?
    • Why do you need a Driver's License to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?
    • Why do they put braille on the keypad of drive-through ATM's?
    • You know that little undestructible black box they use on airplanes, why can't they make the whole plane out of it?
    • How does they guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?
    • Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
    • How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
    • Why do they call a television a set, when I only have one of them?
    • Why do they call it a pair of pants when we refer to just one trouser?
    • And in the case of the UK:  Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
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    If you noticed, the jokes here don't get much worse than PG rated, just like my life.  If you have a joke you think would be good here, email it to me and maybe we'll include it.
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