School Desks Are Really Alien Beacons!
by: Matt Wittnebel (Andrew came up with the idea)

Yes, that's right folks. Finally, circumstancial evidence that Aliens have landed here on earth and have influenced humans. The desks commonly used for studying,

reading, taking tests and other various uses also serves another purpose. Students at...oh let's just say C. Arts or wait, no, Comm. A. high school have discovered the secret. If you take two fingers (the index and the middle works best), and moisten them with spit and then proceed to rub on the metal part of the chair at the very bottom, you can hear a faint ringing noise. That ringing noise can't get very loud, but the signal can reach all the way into space. The aliens hear it, and then know that there is intelligent life here on earth, so they proceed to return. I myself, have tried to activate the beacon, and succeded on many a time. It is not as hard as it sounds. But see the thing with this is, is that since it is so easy to do, the aliens have to have some sort of alterior motive. Are they waiting to invade, but need the proper signal? And if they were, what would be the proper signal? how would it sound? Or maybe, just maybe, the aliens are trying to make us learn their language. If so, then what the heck? Aren't they supposed to be smarter than us? If they were, then why the heck would the communicate using high pitched sounds, instead of talking like we do. Hmmm...think about that one...