Matthew Wittnebel was born on father's day of the year 1984. June
20th to be exact. This great conspiracy writer is technically a
conspiracy himself. I mean, doesn't it seem strange that he was
BORN on a day to honor FATHERS? If he hadn't be born that day, then
his father would have had nothing to celebrate. Hmmm... Well after
overcoming this sense of weirdness, he went on to go to Elementry,
Middle, and (currently enrolled in) High School(s). An average student,
well exceptionally average to be more exact, he wanted to do something
different. So he started a conspiracy webpage. (Not this one) Lacking
the webpage design know-how, and failing to recruit people to share
the work load, the webpage failed. But this time, with the help
of his fellow conspirator Andrew Mann, he intends to make something
that will last. So with Andrew's web design abillites, and contributions
from other people, his dream can finally be accomplished.
Andrew Mann was born on his father's birthday and is technically a conspiracy himself. I mean, doesn't it seem strange
that he was born on his father's birthday? And he's not the only
one. There are people in his family who do that with their fathers. Now his sister's pregnant, and the expected due date is sometime around his birthday...coincidence? Not likely. Conspiracy? Sounds about right. Well knowing
that he's a walking tabloid hasn't changed Andrew too much. He's
still the same X-files and Lone Gunmen loving guy that he was before
the abduction. There is a faint, mysterious marking on his arm directly
above a vein. There is also some sort of indentation on his leg
that looks like it was cut open. Oh yeah, then there's that dream
he had one night that lasted about one second and involved him looking
out his window, seeing an alien and all the surroundings in great
detail, then waking up on the floor. Oh yeah! And another thing! Guess what time he was born. 11:38am.
1138!!! Don't you know how important that is? George Lucas' first
movie was THX 1138, and the number has reappeared in every Star Wars
film (1138 was on the back of a battle droid in the Phantom Menace,
it was Chewbacca's cell block number...etc). What does this all mean?
ANDREW IS DESTINED TO BE A JEDI KNIGHT!!!
Oh yeah, Andrew is now an FBI agent that works on the X-Files.
Don't believe me? Well, just click here.
Told ya so. No woman can resist his charm now!