Boybands SucK!s

This Conspiracy: Boy Bands. Such examples are: The WackStreet Boys, *N STINK, 98 disease, and HO-town. Now, even though they are successful, what is the point behind them? To make all the teenage and underage girls and fags (*shutters*) broke. The record company just wants to make the group(s) I said above broke. They don’t even care about the fans. If they did, they’d reward them with a free concert now or then. But do they? No...wait lemme rephrase that. HELL NO they don’t. And another thing, their secret to success is all the same:

1. Make a song claiming that they’ll love you forever

2. Make another song that says they don’t want you because you were untrue.

3. Make yet another song that says that they want you back and that they are sorry.

To me, that’s all just a bunch of BS brought to us in part by some large Conglomerate corporation. Like the ones that want to shut down Napster...

-Matt

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