World Domination Conspiracy

I recently went to a website http://ww.worldwdidomi.com/inc/conspircay_.......etc unfortunatley i can't remember the rest of it and i can't seem to find it anymore. Any way according to the site, which as i recall was blocked by several passwords and one bitch of a firewall i had to get through, had elaborate details on how it could, realistically, take over the world. I managed to type out a dumbed down version of it and organised it into 36 easy steps. BTW The "legions of Terror" and "regions of terror" were apparently in-jokes placed there by my brother and as i have limited time on the internet,i havn't the time to read through it all and delete these messages. Although i see nothing funny about it.

Heres a basic rundown on the group:

Name:WDI, but there are a number of rumours as to what it means, here i'm calling World Domination Incorporated, but that seems unlikley. Originates from:Australia, strangley enough.
Numbers: Currently speculated to be in the 3-4 thousand agents per country, with a small security force protecting all of them and providing muscle.
Reach: Fairly deep. It is rumoured J Edgar Hoover was a member, as was missing Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt, who vanished off the face of the earth while swimming one day.
Beginings:Hard to say,but it is believed to be nearly 70 years old.

1}Go to USA
2}Wait for a hurricane to cause someone to run away from their car, and then steal it
3}Go to Coke factory
4}Steal 10 truckloads of Coke
5}Drive over the border to Canada
6}Sell coke in Canada where there is no coke
7}Use millions earned to "aqquire" nuclear warhead
8}Use IRA contacts to Organise invasion of Britain and Europe
9}GO back to USA with warhead, fire on Russia,North Korea.
10}Hide somewhere until the resulting Nuclear War subsides.
11)With America bombed to the shithouse, go to Houston and steal spaceship
12)Use spaceship to tow the moon 900 miles closer to earth NOTE:This plan was formed long before Bruce Almighty
13}Wait for tidal waves to destroythe coastlines of the world.
14}Write "Indian Space Program" on the side of the spaceship
15}Crash it into Pakistan
16}Wait until this Nuclear War subsides
17}Go to New Zealand, raise mercenary army of 400,000 and 20000 tanks
18}Go to Tasmania and start a cult using the Mercenaries. This army will forever after be refered to as the Legions OF Terror
19}When numbers are high enough, invade Australian mainland
20}Build underground evil complex and prison system under Ayers Rock
21}Use the Australian and New Zealand prat of Antartica by distilling all the water in to sea around Austalia
22}Use salt to melt ice caps on Antartica,sell remainder for monies
23}Kill all the penguins and use there feathers/down to make a giant net to remove all types of marine creatures from sea
24}Sell them for money
25}Begin carpet bombing of south america and mexico, then invade their
26}Continue up North, crushing everything along the way
27}Once the Americas have been conquered, head over the Europe
28}Continue bolstering numbers with recruits all the way
29}Use second army, nearly twice as big as the first one, to invade southeast asia.
30}Create massive pincer movement that encircles all of asia
31}Once All these continents are subdued, head to the Middle East to crush the countries there.
32}Completely destroy Afica, leave no city standing.
33}In the Congo region, order that all prisoners of war or rebels who tried to over throw our glorious regime to start digging a massive hole, 200miles wide, and to continue digging until they reach the core of the earth.
34}All criminals around the world will be tried again, all murderers found guilty will immediatly sent to the hole, and be guarded closley by the legionaires of terror.All legionaires of terror will be exmept from hole work.
35}The world will be reorganised into equal 45 equal shares, the Regions of Terror.
36}The world wil then be divided up into provinces as the evil overlords choose which former countries they will live in.

Obvioulsy this plan has changed over time, but the basic premise is the same.

Yours, Michael Mulqueen.
kk_haxor@hotmail.com