Ok, how many of you out there have heard of Ovaltine? You know, the chocolate drink that is supposedly "good" for you. "It tastes just like QUIK, but it has essential vitamins and minerals your body needs". BULL- FUCKING SHIT!! That shit tastes like fucking chocolate chalk! Also, why in the world did they call it ovaltine, when the fucking can is round!!! Why didn’t they call it "Roundtine"? You know why? Cuz it’s a conspiracy against the makers of QUIK. They are trying to get people to buy that fucking chocolate chalk shit that’s in a ROUND can, instead of buying the good QUIK. If I was you, I’d go out and have a hearty glass of QUIK right now. Kind of a "Fuck You" to the makers of Ovaltine.

-Matt

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