3-14-2k1

It’s time, once again for everybody to come aboard the,

CONSPIRAC-EE train. Hehe. Alright enough of that. It’s

time to get to the latest conspiracy. One that I can really speak on.

It’s about: THE FRIKIN RECORD COMPANIES TRYING

TO SHUT DOWN NAPSTER. What is their deal? I know that they are

"supposedly" losing money, but umm…NO. They make millions and millions.

Or shall I say Billions and Billions. I mean, it’s not like when someone downloads

a song by a certain artist that they will never ever go and buy the CD. In fact,

most people actually DO go out and buy the CD after they download the song off

Napster. Take me for example, I downloaded a few songs by the band Splender.

Just to see if I liked them, (which I did) so then I got the 15 or so dollars and went

to Best Buy and bought the CD. So there goes the record company’s biggest

reason to shut Napster down. So why exactly are they trying to shut it down?

There really is no good explanation. So that’s why I think that the record

companies are just trying shut Napster down as a conspiracy against

Shaun Fanning. (Napster’s Creator)

-Mh3

3-10-2k1

Kickin’ it for ya one more T,

It’s the M to the H to the 3.

Rollin’ once again with that Conspir-AH-SEE.

Today’s Conspiracy: Boy Bands. Such examples are:

The WackStreet Boys, *N STINK, 98 disease, and HO-town.

Now, even though they are successful, what is the point behind them?

To make all the teenage and underage girls and fags (*shutters*) broke.

The record company just wants to make the group(s) I said above broke.

They don’t even care about the fans. If they did, they’d reward them with a free

Concert now or then. But do they? No…wait lemme rephrase that.

HELL NO they don’t. And another thing, the secret to success is all the same:

1. Make a song claiming that they’ll love you forever

2. Make another song that says they don’t want you because you were untrue.

3. Make yet another song that says that they want you back and that they are

sorry.

To me, that’s all just a bunch of BS brought to us in part by some large

Conglomerate corporation. Like the ones that want to shut

down Napster…

-Mh3

3-6-2k1

Yo, yo, yo, let me speak on this…..ODELAY! lol. Anyway,

well what’s up people? Nothing much over here. Just

same old, same old. Ok on to "THE LATEST CONSPIRACY". Hehe.

Ok, how many of you out there have heard of Ovaltine? You know,

the chocolate drink that is supposedly "good" for you. "It tastes just

BULL- FUCKIING SHIT!! That shit tastes like fucking chocolate chalk! Also,

 why in the world did they call it ovaltine, when the fucking can is round!!! Why

didn’t they call it "Roundtine"? You know why? Cuz it’s a conspiracy against the

makers of QUIK. They are trying to get people to buy that fucking chocolate

chalk shit that’s in a ROUND can, instead of buying the good QUIK. If I was you,

I’d go out and have a hearty glass of QUIK right now. Kind of a "Fuck You"

to the makers of Ovaltine.

-Mh3

3-2-2k1

It's me, It's me, It's that M-h-3. heh. Well so what's up?

Nada ova heah, just chillin. Well what do you think today's

Conspiracy is? Come on, take a guess. Give up? I thought you

might, considering that your not psychic. hehe. Well it's...

America's obsession with watching other people on t.v. (ex: survivor

Big Brother, The Real World, etc...) I mean what is the deal? Are these

shows giving America somthing that it doesn't have? Or were these shows

made with the intention of drawing viewers to the show's network? I'd

have to say the second option. I mean who thinks of this crap? It's as

if they are in a room and all of a sudden go, "Hey wouldn't it

be cool if people, were watching other people do normal things that

they can do themselves at home?" And the other execs are just kinda

like, "Riiiiiiiiiiiight", but they have to go along with it because

he's their boss. But see it's not all the big executives fault. It's

the few million people that actually watch the crap that made execs

shove those shows down the normal people's throats. What are the people

watching the show thinking? "Oh, their lives are SO interesting" or, "I

wish my life could be like that". Well you know what I got to say to that?

GO OUT AND MAKE YOUR LIFE LIKE THAT, THAT WAY THE REST OF US DON'T HAVE TO BE FORCE FED THOSE BS SHOWS!!!

-Mh3

3-1-2k1

Well how's everyone doing today? The Great Mh3 is doing

really well. I'm just in a pretty good mood right now. I

have no real idea why though. But anyway, onto the

CONSPIRACY OF THE DAY. hehe. Today's conspiracy is technically

not a conspiracy, but it's just something i wonder about. So as

I'm sitting here today in front of the computer I get to thinking,

What the heck is the deal with all those cheesy, BS lines that girls

give as to why they don't like you. I mean, "Let's Just Be Friends",

or, "We are too good of friends" doesn't work...WHEN YOU HARDLY KNOW

THE GUY!!! It's like, "WTF?" Can't you just be honest with us ladies?

Guys would prefer to be told that they are ugly, or fat or whatever

than be fed some line of BS. The reason why i thought of this was

because I was sitting here thinking about my Ex-Girlfriend. We had

what i thought was the perfect relationship,(not gonna go into details

if ya want to), But then one day she gave me this BS line that sounded

something like this, "All we ever do is argue," and "We should seperate, then

if we decide to get back together in the future, we would be able to." Now,

I said "yeah whatever", but really what i was thinking, was more along the lines

of "Screw you bitch, You'll never hear from me again." And I keep my promise.

She has emailed me twice since our break-up, and I didn't reply to either. :)

Well, all I want to know is, why the lines?

-Mh3

(Note: If you want to reply to this, or any story for that matter, send me an email!

If your letter is good, I might even post it.)

2-28-2k1

UPDATE TO THE NASCAR CONSPIRACY: my friend has recently

informed me about Dale Earnhart Jr.'s recent "accident".

Dale Jr. got into the same crash his father did, except

that he didn't die. See? Can this really be a conspiracy?

I'm starting to believe that FOX really DID hire someone

to bump both Dale and Dale Jr. I think that FOX planned

to kill one of the greatest driver's in order to gain

publicity and exposure to the NASCAR crowd. But we'll

just have to wait and see i guess.

-Mh3

2-27-2k1

Ok. Now a few ppl know about this site...maybe i'll

get some hits now. ;) hehe. Well enough of the

propaganda ,on to today's conspiracy: Eminem. Ok now

don't get me wrong, I like Eminem. I think he's a damn

good rapper. There are just a few things that don't make

sense. See the story goes like this basically, An

Unknown rapper gets third place in a radio contest. Then

"Mysteriously" his tape ends up in the hands of Dr. Dre.

famous after Dre was able to help him. So my main

theory about Eminem...That he sold his soul to the devil

actually it's not. Here's some proof. In one of his

songs he says, "See you in hell for the sequel". But

wait, there's more. He also goes on to rap to his

daughter about places in life: "There's a place called

heaven and a place called hell, there's a place called

prison and a place called jail,and dadda's prolly on his

way to all of them except one..." And let's see, he's

practically in jail for the pistol whip thing, and he

isn't an angel, so then apparently he's not going to

heaven. So that leave's every place accounted for except

hell. So that's two reasons, but here's another. Ok

let's think about this, a guy goes from rapping about

nice things (his VERY 1st album: Infinite) and failing,

to being an overnight superstar. So even if he did sell

his soul, it didn't come without a severe price. His

personal life went to crap. I mean he had a very

beautiful wife and daughter and a successful marriage.

is over, his now ex-wife tried to kill herself, and he's

facing prison time for assault charges. I'd never pay

the price of being famous.

-Mh3

2-25-2k1

Well as i sit here in the chair in front of my computer

i get to wondering about today's conspiracy: The XFL. Now

this might be, by far, the most outrageous conspiracy I

NBC about a couple million dollars. And do you know why?

Because they advertised it TOO heavily. They practically

tried to force feed it to us. But as we can sit here for

days upon days thinking about how much the XFL sucks, i

XFL was all just a ploy by Mr. Vincent K. McMahon to try

too. But he still has the WWF. A multi-billion dollar

sure how much. Although it's probably close to 25%) and

so if they own that much off the XFL, and they spend

millions advertising for it and that goes to waste...How

course it would have to be in the millions because of

that lost advertising, but then they also would lose

about a million more on the airtime lost. During the

time that the XFL is shown, NBC could have shown lots of

other shows. But no, they took a chance on the XFL. And

So was the XFL just some plot against NBC by the evil

-Mh3

2-24-2k1

Ok what is the deal with banks taking a long ass time to

process deposits? Do they check the money to see if it's

school lunch to be raised. Because i saw the episode of

the X-files where they found that little strip in the

20 dollar bill, and so everyday before i payed for my

lunch i would take the little strip outta the dollar.

they prolly weren't gonna do it anyway. But anyway,

killed lately. Dale Earnhart, R.I.P; and Adam Petty,

R.I.P. I was beggining to wonder...what kind of safety

precautions do they have, or NEED to have? Well i heard

that the day of Earnhart's passing that they were

thinking about implementing a new neck brace thing. And

the guys @ ESPN even said that this device might have

did anyone notice that this year's DAYTONA 500 aired on

FOX? It seems like there has never been any fatal

accidents all the times that this program has aired on

other channels, then the day it airs on fox, someone is

little strange to me. Hmmm....think about it.

-Mh3

2-23-2k1

As i sit here chillin like a villian,

I can help but to wonder about something,

if we really landed on the moon, then why was the

have to work to get money, then what about the ppl that

like, why don't you just make a little extra...to pocket

in ppl. This whole world and economy could collapse at

the dop of a hat because of our gullability. It just

dollar dot-com start ups than end up bankrupt? is that

they decided to go out and say,"Let's quit while we are

ahead". so then they went "Bankrupt". It's a conspiracy.

i just hope the FBI doesn't see this, because if they do

then they will know that the gig is up!!!!

-Mh3