Did the original author bother playing through this solution to ensure that it worked exactly? Well, no, but it should be pretty close. This is not exactly a difficult game. The toughest parts are figuring out the exact wording that the program wants, which can be difficult. Press 'Ctrl' - 'S' to see Sandie's reaction when you enter a room or when something happens. It's sometimes helpful, and sometimes not.

Starting off, you see your space ship. The magic word is "SPACE". Go North to your control panel just to get the magic message. Go North again to receive a very important message. Sit Down and BLAST off for Fed Planet One.

Now get back Up and let's jam. Go South thrice to get to the air-lock. OPEN the airlock and go South to exit the Thruster. Go East to the car, and GET IN. It has no controls, but it wants your credit card, so GET CARD out of your pocket and INSERT CARD into the slot. You automatically go cruisin' to the Pink Flamingo Hotel where you go South twice to get to the hotel desk. As in real life, never pass up free money so GET COIN and now we gotta pay the robot. GET CARD from your pocket again and GIVE CARD to the robot. Go West to the lift, and again, since you want to go up, GET CARD from your pocket and INSERT CARD into the lift device. You are in your room. Let's go to the bathroom first, so go East and... instant woman capsules? Got to get one of these. GET COIN out of your pocket (yeah, for such a studly dude, this guy goes digging around in his pockets a lot) and INSERT COIN into the machine. GET CAPSULE, and who cares what that Sandie thinks. Go West back to the bedroom, and TURN ON COMPUTER. What do we want? Why, Lila of course, so tell them to SEND MAID up to your room. She is, of course, impressed by you. Give her what she wants so get Down on the bed and MAKE LOVE with her. Yup, it's a dirty thankless job doing things this way, but someone has to do it. ASK her for some information about the Tribe and she will spill her guts to you. Our job is finished here, so go West, South twice, Up into the BT, and North thrice to our control panel. Sit Down again and BLAST off for what's his face's space station.

When you arrive, get Up and go South three times to get to the air-lock. OPEN it, go South, OPEN the space station's airlock, and let's take a look around. Go West to the kitchen and EAT CHERRY since you're kind of hungry. We want to find the guy who runs the place so East and South and you see him. We want to ASK him about Mongo, but he won't tell us anything without something in return, so GET CAPSULE from your pocket and GIVE CAPSULE to him. He gives you the navigational code to the next place and like magic you're back at your controls. Sit Down and BLAST to Mongo.

Get Up again, South three times to the air-lock, OPEN, and step out South to take a look at Mongo. Yeah, very clever hills. Go in any direction twice (let's say North) and, uh oh, it's the goon squad. A bunch of blue chicks want to see what you're made of, so UNDRESS for them. They toss you in prison with She-La who will help you escape, for a price. Get Down and with her and FUCK SHE-LA's brains out. Exhausting, but you must go on so ASK her how to escape. You get booted down a shaft and end up in some sort of lab. Go East and, hey, lookie here, it's a Sex-Ray. PRESS GREEN button to turn that sucker on. PRESS RED to make it screw up. Now go West twice again to where you got two of the Amazon guards waiting there to capture you again. They take you to La-Lust, who looks like a shapeless yellow blob with too much eyeliner. Still, screw up your courage and get Down onto her bed and MAKE LOVE to her. Yeah, pretty impressive, but she wants to show you the Sex-Ray in action, so do anything at all really (like North). Ha, the joke is on her. You want to blow this fiesta before it destructs all around you, so go East out of there. Whoops, looks like our only hope is one of those Sky Bikes so RIDE BIKE back to your ship. Go Up into the Big Thruster. You're at the control panel. Sit Down a final time, and BLAST off that hellhole and you have won the game. Hit a directional key to see your prize and then 'Ctrl' - 'S if you want to see the 'hey dude, you won' text. Lame, huh?