Well, Timmy, the whole family is laughing at me. All I was doing was
being the perfect security dog that you know that I am. I can't understand
why they think it is so funny. The old mad who pays for my food and Chris
were outside this afternoon washing and waxing the green machine that Chris
rides in. I was taking a little siesta on the grass, enjoying the warm
sun, the soft breezes through my fur, listening to the mocking bird bitch
because I was there. Just an all around pleasant afternoon. Out of my one
eye I noticed the mailman coming. Well, as you know. My main function around
here is to make sure that everyone knows the mailman is here and that he
doesn't get into the house. Without making a sound, I leap up and raced
through the garage and into the house to stand guard at the front door....then
when that mailman came up on the porch I let him have it full force...just
like I always do. Why that old man and Chris just fell on the ground laughing
I just don't understand. Then to make matters worse, when that old lady
who feeds me came home, they told her and she started to laugh. Honestly.
Some people just don't have any manners at all! I bet if you were home
you wouldn't laugh at me.
- Rio