Tim's Movie Reviews

OK! I've been neglecting the movie page, but not my movie viewing! So, back by popular demand (Jeff) I'm starting the movie page back up again. Given time, I'll go back and review some of the movies I've seen in the last few months.
I'm pretty much a movie addict. I see, on average,about 1 to 2 movies a week. Sometimes I think its the movie theaterpopcorn that draws me there, because as you will see, I've watcheda few crappy movies. Well, lets get on with the reviews.

Tim's Texan Connection Movie Ratings
DON'T MISS
VERY GOOD - HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
GOOD SHOW - BUT NOTHING TOO GREAT
OK - IF THERE IS NOTHING ON TV
VERY BAD - 'B' RATED MOVIE, ETC.
AVOID AT ALL COST!

1997
Picture Perfect

This is a 'cute' show where Jennifer Aniston (Friends) tries to get ahead in an office relationship (with Kevin Bacon) and ahead in her career by lying about her current relationships. Of course, the lie doesn't work as well as she hopes. Doesn't sound that great but it's a good date movie.
Air Force One

I saw this movie thinking I had already seen the ending because of the previews - but I was wrong they didn't give away the ending like I thought they did. The movie was entertaining but I had several 'Why didn't they (the characters in the movie) do this' questions. A matter of fact I had several of these questions to the point where I was saying 'This is stupid, military people wouldn't be this inactive' - OK thats all I'll say otherwise I'll start giving the show away to you. Anyway, I do suggest you give it a view - just remember it's only fiction.
My Best Friend's Wedding

If you want to go to the movies and laugh this is the one! I went on a Sunday afternoon when there was a large crowd in the theater and the gasp from some of the people added to the laughter. My brother said he was laughing so hard his sides started to hurt. If you haven't seen this one try it - you'll like it.

1996
The English Patient

I went to see this one because it was the only movie starting after 11 pm on Thanksgiving night. To my surprise it was a pretty good show, a bit slow but interesting. Set during WWII, a man, the patient, has flashbacks of occurrances that lead to him being a patient. That description doesn't do the movie justice but I don't want to tell you too much of the story. Go see it for yourself.
Star Trek: First Contact

Hey! What can I say about the 8th Star Trek movie. The even ones (2, 4, 6, and 8) are good and the odd ones (1, 3, 5) are not. Number 7 (Star Trek: Generations) was pretty good though. I liked this one except for the side story about the father of warp-flight. This should only get 3 Texas' but since I'm a Star Trek fan, I'm adding another 1/2.
High School High

OK, let me explain why I went to see this one. I had a free pass that was going to expire and I had to use it on a movie that accepted passes, this was the only movie that I hadn't already seen. Stupid, stupid, stupid movie, understand?
The Mirror Has Two Faces

This is the Barbra Streisand movie with Jeff Bridges. It was an interesting story and probably a good movie to take a date to.
Ransom

Another great movie by Ron Howard with Mel Gibson and Rene Russo. This is the story of a self-made millionaire and how he handles the kidnapping of his son differently than most. I highly recommend this one.
Michael Collins

A very good movie with Liam Neeson, Julia Roberts, and Aidan Quinn. This is the story of Micheal Collins, one of the men who started the Irish Republican Army (IRA) in the early 1900's.
The Glimmer Man

An OK story about a cop, Steven Seagal, with a background and his new partner, Keenan Ivory Wayans. We get the normal Seagal movie, where he beats everyone up even though he didn't want to fight in the first place. To tell you the truth, it's been about a week since I've seen this one and I don't remember too much about it. Thats not a good sign.
The Long Kiss Goodnight

A good show with Gena Davis and Samual L. Jackson. She's a wife and mother who has amnesia for eight years and then finds out that she was once an assassin thought to be dead. Now the bad? guys want her dead again. Lots of action.
Sleepers

This one was good and has alot of stars in it (Robert DeNiro, Dustin Hoffman, Brad Pitt, Kevin Bacon, Jason Patrick). It's the story of four childhood friends who are abused in a boys detention center and how they handle it when they are grown (i.e., revenge). Thats all I'm going to tell you.
Last Man Standing

I like Bruce Willis films but this one was kind of dumb. We have a stranger come into a town 'owned' by 2 rival gangs in the 1920's and everyone just spills their guts about the other side. I guess the writer needed a way to let us know what is happening in this town. Anyway, I didn't think it was much of a story but you could tell a few other people thought it was the best show they have seen. I'll leave this one up to you, but I'm wouldn't suggest it to any of my friends.
Maximum Risk

Ok, I admit it. I like Jean Claude Van Damme movies. This one is not only action but mysterious. I have to recommend this one, hmmm, maybe I should add another .
Bogus

It's OK, I wouldn't pay full price for it, and I didn't. If I had to describe this one it would be - cute. BTW, this is the Woopie movie where she takes care of a little kid. No, not the one with Dr. Dougie Howser and not Corrina Corrina. It's the one with the little kid from Forest Gump/Jeff Foxworthy show.
Tin Cup / Kingpin

Worth seeing, but nothing new. Matter of fact, I think someone in Hollywood got a script about a guy who is good in a sport (golf or bowling) when he was younger, and then something happens and now (many years later) he tries to make a come back. But, his friend when he was younger is now his ememy (Don Johnson / Bill Murray). One more thing, Tin Cup is more serious while Kingpin is slapstick.
12 Monkeys

OK, this one I rented and I'm glad I did. Very interesting story about a man who is sent back in time to gather information about a man-made virus that will kill 5 billion people in the future (our future, his past). Stars Bruce Willis and was well worth the $3 rental fee, if not more.
Island of Dr. Moraeu

A remake not worth remaking. Wow! We get to see Marlon Brando again. I honestly believe that is the only reason it was the number 1 film in the country for it's opening week.
Bordello of Blood

This is a Tales From the Crypt movie that is OK but could have been done for HBO instead of making me pay $6.50. Anyway, I should have waited till it came to HBO.
TrainSpotting

TrainSpotting is a Scottish film about the lives of five young people in Edinburgh, Scotland and how they deal with life and drugs. This show is not for people with weak stomachs, we see several disturbing scenes with at least two involving human feces. Overall, the show was very enjoyable and I highly recommend it to those who can see R rated movies.
Joe's Apartment

Don't waste your money! Unfortunately, I did. Of the thirty people in the theater at the start of the movie, twelve of them walked out, I counted!

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