Gerbil

Well I was sitting in my room

And I heard a noise from under the bed

Must of been that gerbil I lost last year

Coming back to haunt me

So I heard the noise again

And I reached down under the bed

And it was a cat

I don't have a cat

Just a putty kat

What the  ?@#?%'s up with that?

Didn't know that I had a little putty kat

A little putty kat a screaming in my brain

So considering I didn't have a cat

I looked around and this wasn't my home

So I figured it'd be a good  idea to get out before I pissed somebody off

So I got out

So I started heading down the road

And there was a bar from up ahead with sounds a blasting

So I figured I'd go in and have me a drink

And my band said where the hell have you been

So after a few beers

We got up and commenced to play

Ya some people where staring in amazement  looking at us throughout the room

And it all seemed to go into some kind of haze

Well we figured we 'd play awhile and rock some asses

All of much just to please the masses

Well after the show we decided to drink profusely

To the point that I could barely crawl

Next thing you know I was wandering through the streets

And then the next morning

I woke up and didn't know where I was at all

true poetry

Backwards..